the cuteness of this is unbearable
(via missmagdelena)
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What a wonderful way to start my morning.
too fucking cute.
4Benefits when you’re cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it’s easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you’re ugly: You don’t get raped.
What the fuck? How is this even funny? Rapists don’t give a shit about your attractiveness or what you’re wearing, they just want to break someone. It’s not a subject to joke about, fuckers.
(Source: johnxdope)
33097This is wonderful because i really do have red hair! :D
‘cept the red hair bit…
(Source: nowheretaylor, via myswaggonfullattack)
Updates from Jacob while I am at work. My heart is going to explode. (Taken with instagram)

7:00am to 3:30pm is a fucking awesome schedule, by the way.
1I thought this might be a good thing for humanity to be aware of
a website where you can sing the tune of a song and it will tell you the name
so you don’t have to type “that song that goes naaaa na na nana da da ba dum tss” into google
OH MY GOD!
I NEED MY PUKING RAINBOWS GIF.

